Najłatwiej i najzabawniej jest oczywiście śmiać się z sąsiadów. Tak sądzą również Norwegowie. Sprawdźcie, jakimi żarcikami o Szwedach zabawiają towarzystwo typowa Kari og Ola Nordmann!
1. Ingen er mer „hemma” enn en svenske i Sverige.
Nikt nie jest bardziej ograniczony, niż Szwed w Szwecji.
- wyjaśnienie: „hemma” – imiesłów od czasownika „hamować, ograniczać” w języku norweskim
2. Hva er det som grenser oss nordmenn fra apene? Sviesund brua.
Co odgranicza nas, Norwegów od małp? Most w Svinesund.
3. Vet du hvorfor svenskene løper rundt sengen sin? De prøver å ta igjen litt søvn.
Wiesz, czemu Szwedzi biegają wokół swojego łóżka? Próbują złapać trochę snu.
4. Hvorfor åpner svenskene melken i butikken? Fordi det står åpne her.
Dlaczego Szwedzi otwierają mleko w sklepie? Ponieważ napisane jest „otwórz tutaj”.
5. Vet dere hva svenskene har som vi nordmenn ikke har? Gode naboer.
Wiecie, co mają Szwedzi, a czego nie mamy my, Norwegowie? Dobrych sąsiadów.
6. Vet du hva det blir hvis en ape og en skilpadde parrer seg? Det blir en svenske med hjelm.
Wiesz, co powstanie gdy małpa sparuje się z żółwiem? Powstanie Szwed w hełmie.
7. Vet du hvorfor svenskene ikke spiser spagetti? Fordi de ikke har tallerkner som er lange nok.
Wiesz, dlaczego Szwedzi nie jedzą spaghetti? Bo nie mają talerzy, które byłyby wystarczająco długie.
8. Hvorfor går svenskene på do med døren åpen? Fordi de vil ikke at folk skal kikke i nøkkelhullet.
Dlaczego Szwedzi chodzą do ubikacji zostawiając otwarte drzwi? Bo nie chcą żeby ludzie podglądali ich przez dziurkę od klucza.
Więcej „sucharów” znajdziecie na przykład tutaj: Svenskevitser.
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